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These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Send wishes for an amazing day to your dear husband with a funny birthday card that keeps it real.

Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.

Cover features a case of beer, accented with gold foil. And also, you're old. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.

The one in the vodka bottle says, "This is awesome!" Inside reads: "Here's to spending your birthday in good spirits. ". Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card your friends or relatives who love a good pun are sure to appreciate.

2" and comes with an envelope. Front features illustrations of four cats who clearly couldn't care less sleeping, eating, yawning, and playing with a cardboard box. Card measures 5" x 7.

Inside reads: "Hope you feel the love on your birthday. Front features an illustration of a glass of wine and a mug of coffee on a coffee table arguing about who she loves more.

With a simple design and brutally honest sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy. Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.

". Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Funny birthday card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Cover features a cartoon of a couple laying on the couch looking at their phones with the label "Quarantine, " and a cartoon of them doing the same thing—but in party hats—with the label "Quarantine Birthday.

Inside reads: "Wishing you birthday happiness that never goes extinct. ". Printed on high-quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Cover features a cartoon of a dinosaur telling his wife or girlfriend her butt looks fat, followed by the discovery of his bones 80 million years later.

Cheerful birthday card set features four lighthearted birthday designs, sure to make the birthday boy or girl smile. Never miss another birthday! Keep birthday cards on hand all year with a single box or buy in bulk for a lifetime of happy birthdays.
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card for Husband Loved Me
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Front features sweet hand lettering with arrow, loved me, supported me, and star illustrations, and reads: "Happy Birthday to the guy who's impressed me, hearts, inspired me, pissed me off…" Inside reads: "Whoops! How'd that last one get in there? .Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad |
Height | 0.13 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Weight | 0.04 Pounds |
Width | 7.19 Inches |
Part Number | 349RZF1020 |
Model | 349RZF1020 |
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Birthday Cod
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These edgy, hilarious, irreverent takes on life are surprising, often inappropriate and always timely. Front features an illustration of a cod wearing a polka-dotted party hat on a gold foil background. Inside reads: "Please enjoy this birthday cod. ".Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad |
Height | 0.13 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Weight | 0.04 Pounds |
Width | 7.19 Inches |
Part Number | 369RZF1007 |
Model | 369RZF1007 |
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Cold Beers
#adHallmark #ad - Inside reads: ". With a spirited design and silly sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy.Cover features a case of beer, accented with gold foil. And also, you're old. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
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Manufacturer | Hallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad |
Height | 0.13 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Weight | 0.01 Pounds |
Width | 7.19 Inches |
Part Number | 0349RZF3016 |
Model | 0349RZF3016 |
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Vodka Goldfish
#adHallmark #ad - These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with an envelope.The one in the vodka bottle says, "This is awesome!" Inside reads: "Here's to spending your birthday in good spirits. ". Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card your friends or relatives who love a good pun are sure to appreciate.
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Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Front features an illustration of two goldfish, one in a fish bowl and one in a vodka bottle.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad |
Height | 0.13 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Width | 7.19 Inches |
Part Number | 349RZF1014 |
Model | 349RZF1014 |
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Cats Don't Care That It's Your Birthday
#adHallmark #ad - ". Send wishes for the best day ever with a funny birthday card Your cat-loving friends or relatives are sure to appreciate. Inside reads: "okay.2" and comes with an envelope. Front features illustrations of four cats who clearly couldn't care less sleeping, eating, yawning, and playing with a cardboard box. Card measures 5" x 7.
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These edgy, hilarious, irreverent takes on life are surprising, often inappropriate and always timely. It's actually 5 Out of 5. Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. But i care, and that's all that matters.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad |
Height | 0.13 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Width | 7.19 Inches |
Part Number | 349RZF1012 |
Model | 349RZF1012 |
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card for Her Wine and Coffee
#adHallmark #ad - These edgy, hilarious, irreverent takes on life are surprising, often inappropriate and always timely. Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.Inside reads: "Hope you feel the love on your birthday. Front features an illustration of a glass of wine and a mug of coffee on a coffee table arguing about who she loves more.
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2" and comes with an envelope. ". Send wishes for an amazing day to a gal who loves her coffee and wine with a funny birthday card made especially for her. Card measures 5" x 7. Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad |
Height | 0.13 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Width | 7.19 Inches |
Part Number | 369RZF1018 |
Model | 369RZF1018 |
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Young Once
#adHallmark #ad - Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud.With a simple design and brutally honest sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy. Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
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Cover features white lettering on a blue background that reads: "everyone gets to be Young Once. Inside reads: "Your turn's over. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. ". Birthday card measures 5"x 7.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad |
Height | 0.13 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Weight | 0.02 Pounds |
Width | 7.19 Inches |
Part Number | 0349RZF3017 |
Model | 0349RZF3017 |
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Quarantine Birthday 349RZF1065
#adHallmark #ad - These edgy, hilarious, irreverent takes on life are surprising, often inappropriate and always timely. Inside reads: "Go a little crazy on your birthday.". Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Funny birthday card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Cover features a cartoon of a couple laying on the couch looking at their phones with the label "Quarantine, " and a cartoon of them doing the same thing—but in party hats—with the label "Quarantine Birthday.
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". Printed on high-quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Give the birthday boy or girl a good laugh with this hilarious and timely birthday card.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
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Part Number | 349RZF1065 |
Model | 349RZF1065 |
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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Dinosaur Fossils
#adHallmark #ad - With a hilarious design and clever sentiment, this is the perfect way to make any birthday boy or girl laugh out loud. Funny birthday card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope.Inside reads: "Wishing you birthday happiness that never goes extinct. ". Printed on high-quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Cover features a cartoon of a dinosaur telling his wife or girlfriend her butt looks fat, followed by the discovery of his bones 80 million years later.
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These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Wish someone with a great sense of humor a happy day with a funny birthday card they're sure to appreciate.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
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Part Number | 399RZF1397 |
Model | 399RZF1397 |
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Goldfish, Bulldog, 12 Cards with Envelopes Tacos, Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Cards Assortment
#adHallmark #ad - Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.Cheerful birthday card set features four lighthearted birthday designs, sure to make the birthday boy or girl smile. Never miss another birthday! Keep birthday cards on hand all year with a single box or buy in bulk for a lifetime of happy birthdays.
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Assortment includes 12 cards 3 of each design and 12 envelopes. Birthday cards measure 5" x 7. 2". Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Cards are blank inside for your own happy message.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark #ad |
Height | 6.81 Inches |
Length | 0.1 Inches |
Width | 4.69 Inches |
Part Number | 5STZ1069 |
Model | 5STZ1069 |
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